Useless wish game

Granted, but due to your impatience all I could afford was an orbis reg. hair coupon and so you get stuck with this for the rest of your life:

I wish I had a pet baby bunny that would stay a baby FOREVER

Granted but the bunny is born all mutated and wierd looking and non-adorable....ish like and you must care for it or else it will die within minutes therefore you must care for it every 20 minutes or it will die so you end up caring for it forever and die from sleep deprivation

I wish i knew what to do with that summoning rock i have in my ETC inventory

Granted........ and you are sorely disappointed.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner~

GRANTED

But now you look like this...



so i guess you ruined it for yourself


I wish I could have some candy bars

(<3 candy bars)

Granted! You get a Choclate bar but its really exlax coco flavor.



I wish I ace my finals.

Granted, but now you have to study 10 hours a day and aren't allowed to play maple story

I wish I could fly.

*omg u nerd* Granted, but u have a deathly allergic reaction to claws which u cannot heal fast enuff from, thus having to lose your claws to save your life.



I wish I could get my sesame zippy cup back, the one i lost as a kid along with my teddy bear. T_T

Granted but it's laced with anthrax

I wish I could hurry up and finish my mpq's so i can finally lvl

Granted! but then you can't pq with me T.T

I wish I could write at the speed of light.

granted but as soon as u write your hand leaves in a blink of an eye and u never see it again.




wish i had a 1970 GTO

GRANTED!

But then you get car-jacked by the Spanish Lords (a gang from GTADS), so...sucks for you~

I wish I could finish these background assets :/

Granted! But your computer crashes and you have to start all over

I wish i knew whatever happened to Shuckle.... Not that i miss him that much, lulz

Granted! but it only makes you miss him more.

I wish jazz would give me my prize its freakin killing me lol.

Granted! But look at Andrew's stoopid head before you get too excited


I wish I could play Rhythm Heaven all day, every day :/

Granted but you become tone death and cant keep the rythm

I wish i would win the raffle

Granted!But you die because you pointed it the rong way and it shot you.








I wish i could kidnap yazz and bring her to my place and treet her as a royal prencess!

Kalena...I'm letting that last one slide b/c you're too cyoot.

Your wish to kidnap Yazz has been granted! But she's acshually kinda a pig and eats all your food and candy making you


I wish I didn't have to work today :/

*haha love Kalena's raffle comment* OK granted but it's only cuz you got fired so now your stuck looking for a new job! (hopefully a better job o.O)


I wish I wasn't so easily amused by words like taco. F3

Granted but you then lose your sense of humor along with it and become DULL
I wish i had a real life pirate ship like the one's level 120 Corsairs (Slingers) Get to use

GRANTED! But it wasn't debugged and glitches out, causing you to float in mid air for a minute before you get logged off...from life and are dead X_X

I wish nexon would die.

Granted but A new even more money hungry company takes its place. (Dont no if thats possible in nexons case)
I Wish the school would explode T_T

Granted but you're in it so you blow up too and die so you dont get to enjoy watching the school explode.

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist X_X

Granted! you don't have to go. But then you learn that you have a cavity and that all your teeth will have to be removed becaues you didnt' go and you missed a lolipop.

I wish I could sleep more.

Granted!~~ but you never wake up!! *background: nuuuu!!*

I wish I wish I was a fish >.<