Useless wish game

Granted, now it is no longer hot here and even hotteer over there, 'there' being your local powerplant. Brown-outs ftl.

I wish that we never had to put chemicals in our pool water.

Granted but now you're swimming in a bunch of nasty ass germs and die from infection...

I wish my high school wasn't so dumb so that I could get my transcripts..

Granted, you get your transcripts. But your school was still dumb enough to screw up your grades for the worse. Now, they are n a sealed envelope that is being sent to your college of choice and you have no idea that your grades are supposedly terrible.

I wish I knew what happened to this forum =(....

Granted..you find out that YOU killed the forums.

I wish that I didn't have to get a masters degree

granted, any potential career that you would have been able to acquire with your masters degree has now been taken over by robot-pirates from space. Continuing your path to this masters degree is utterly pointless.

I wish my lappy had less problems with viruses and system failures...

Granted! But a shirtless kid is doing system maintenance on it 24/7.

I wish I could fight Muay Boran style.

granted but you end up suffering a serious injury that prevents you from fighting ever again


I wish i knew where Patrick found a pic of that shirtless kid o_o and y he would want to look that up

Granted u figure out where and y he got that picture but as ur searching for the answer u find a whole box of the creepy pictures under his bed And u find out his darkest secrets



I wish telus's call center wasnt in a country that doesn't speak good English

Granted! Meet bob your new Call Center manager. Unfortunately, he is stressed and will vend on anybody who calls.


I wish my friend was out of jail already...

granted but when he gets out hes never gonna be able to live down the reaon he went in and i shall forever tease him about it


(lol @ chels you have no idea how much truth was behind your statement) i wish i didnt have to wake up so dam early all the time

Granted. You now never sleep and have insomnia

I wishes I didnt have to go to the stupid STEMapoolaza thingy at the Denver Coliseum this saturday

Granted, You stay home - but soon find out there was free pie.

I wish I didn't have to go to this "Family Dinner."

Granted you dont have to go to your family dinner. Because you no longer have a family :O

I wish the people upstairs would stop blasting their music 24/7

Granted, but then they start playing bad musci 24/7 upstairs that is pure ear rape.

I wishes i could use a wish that wouldnt mess up.

Granted but that wish was it.

I wish that it would snow ( love my snow )

granted but all you snow is yellow f3 so no eatting it chels! dam dogs have been drinking to much water and staining your snow. f3


i wish i wish *thinks hard* i wiiiiiiiish ...hmm.... i wiiiiiiiiiish i could come up with a wish easier f3

Granted but now, you're constantly thinking up new wishes and it consumes you until you can think of nothing but new wishes

I wish it was my birthday already

Granted, your birthday is now much earlier than usual. This causes a fluctuation in the past around the time your mother gave birth to you. The ramifications of this fluctuation are as yet unknown but are likely to result in an alternate reality where MS is a first-person-shooter, this forum is full of pedobears and sexual-harrasment pandas, and you never met Jazzy (DUN DUN DUN!!!)... either that or we will all slowly come apart at the inter-dimensional-seams and we watch as the world before us falls apart like old clothing... (inhales)

*exhausted* I....I wish...*pant*... I wish that I had more time to finish my... my Environmental Science project...*faints* *thud*

granted your deadline is extended on ur project but u have so much time that u put off doing it till last minute and are back in the same situation u were in to begin with. But now its alrdy winter and ur prodect it due that day. You finish ur project and you rush through the blizzarding snow and iceto hand it in but just as u get to ur destination to hand it in ur fingers are so numb that ur grip is loose on ur paper and it flys away in a gust of wind never to be seen agian!

i wish i didnt have to do poetry -___-

granted, your new arts class is one where you have to draw some ugly guy naked. Have fun! ^_^

(also, I feel as if your granting of my wish will somehow prove true...)

I wish I was loved T_T.... (XD)

Granted u now have 2 sisters that love u very much..
( omg i couldnt help it xD )

I wish my room would clean itself

Granted, it cleans and organizes everything. but now, it puts all your belongings into places that you cant find because you didnt clean your room on your own > do it next time...

(I AM THOUROUGHLY DISGUSTED BY YOUR GRANTING!!!..... even though they arent blood realated...)

I wish for an infinite amount of uncorruptible wishes...

granted but ur wish u used to make the uncorruptable wishes wish was corrupted making all ur future wishes corrupted!!

I wish i could have a puppy

Granted! He's adorable and you love him very much. Until he pees in your hair while you sleep X__X

I wish my nose didn't hurt from changing the piercing =[