Useless wish game

GRIMMEH!!!!!!!!!!!! U FAIL U DIDNT RE WISH!!!!!!
For ur incompetents u are now my slave!! bow to ur queen!

I wish i had a yoshi

Granted, my fail makes me your Yoshi, but I dont let you ride me and I keep eating all yer mushrooms...

I wish my paycheck would come so I can get sum NX...

Granted ur paycheck comes but u spend it all on bills and necessities so no nx for u!

I wish the internet would stop sucking ass and dcing 24/7

Granted! Your internet runs perfectly..congrats!

But then your computer crashes and esplodes your entire house. Damn..sucks for you.

I wish that Jazzy would remember to dump the veggies out of my cup of soups

ALSO I don't appreciate my birfday being skipped over by skipping November. I have a very important date with the Zoo and free ice cream for my birthday you jerkfaces.

GRANTED! he remembers to dump out the veggies but overcooks the noodles making them really mushy and gross


I wish it was december, so I can see Andrew already. I miss him



lol @ chels for saying i have corrupted food references haha and lol @ grimmeh for not getting them hehe (ps. the lil shyt i call the beast is my sister and petey did go away)

granted its now December but theres a blizzard so no planes are flying so andrews plane is delayed till after new years

I wish...that ... it was Friday

Granted, it is now Friday.... THE 13th!!!

you are horrendously murdered by Jason, i would go into details but I choose not to.

I wish I could skip this Trigonometry class so I could get into the Programming classes...

granted ricky is now taking you trig. class and is extremely happy. but ricky also takes your programming class and is extremely happy once again! (ps. i love both of those classes)


i wish i could find my kitteh ears... stupid sister of mine lost both pairs f3

Granted, you find your lost kitteh ears. But, when you do, you realize they are very dirty and go to wash them. They shrink to the size of a computer mous and you can no longer wear them.

I wish I had MOAR EGGNOGS!!! (this measly gallon will not last a weekend...)

grant, but your eggnog is rotten =p


i wish i knew how my kitteh ears shrunk to the size of a computer mouse if they were smaller than a computer mouse to start with?

Granted, you now know that I was reffering to the entire set, not just one ear. you can't wear your kitty ears at all now. It makes you cry =(

I wish I was better at makin movies so that i could bring my ideas to life!

GRANTED! Congrats =P

I wish that I didn't have to write this stupid essay for my stupid English class

P.S. My birthday is friday the 13th!

Granted u no longer have to write a essay.... u have to write a report! wich is made up of several essays

I wish m&m's weren't so dam tasty.. i ate to many ...

Granted! M&M's are now the least tasty candy in the world. Unfortunately, this means that the business goes bankrupt and hundreds of thousands of people lose their life savings through the stock market. Congratulations, you are the cause of the most recent surge of homelessness in the US...

I wish the chocolate that you get from people on Halloween tasted just as good as the ones you get from the store... (this Hershey bar tastes a little funny...)

Granted! But now you have to pay for that good candy. Too bad.

I wishes i could download MS again so i can be actives again! (No kicks me pl0x?)

Granted but just as the download finishes your computer has a fiery explosion...
vamp we aren't gonna kick u but y cant u re download ms?

I wish school wasn't so early -.-

Granted! School is now an hour later! (Daylight-savings )

(I cant download because...Well i guess my laptop wont open the file to download MS Dammit!)

I wishes my Laptop was faster.

Granted it is now super fast.. so fast it runs away and u cant catch it :O
(aw that sucks chris )

i wish for... a sammich :3

Granted, but the wish-symbiote mishears you and gives you... a SPAMMICH!

(oh snap)

I wish I could find a good apartment and roommate...

Granted you now have a awesome a apartment but your roommate is a guy and hes just way to friendly if u get my drift...

(lol have fun...)

i wish the i understood y my art teacher is such a freak..

Granted but you find out it's because your teacher is really an alien and now she has to kill you cause you found out

I wish for a caramel apple <3

granted but as u start eating it u find a razor blade in it O.o

I wish I had L4D2 alrdy

Granted but it's glitched out so you can't actually play it. Just watch the demo video. Man..sucks

I wish I didn't have to watch commercials when I watch tv

Granted, but the TV stations lose all the money they used to make by airing those ads... Every television station in America goes bankrupt...

(Also Chels, I have ways of dealing with touchy-feely people that I don't know...)

I wish I had an infinite number of Microsoft points so that I could download all the music I wanted from my Zune Marketplace...

Granted u download as many songs as u want but u listen to ur music to loud and go deaf..
( lol i didnt meen it like that xD)

I wish i could sleep longer